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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #360 on: July 07, 2018, 16:59:56 PM »
Isn't that a repeat, Fred?

It's a getting older thing
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #361 on: July 07, 2018, 21:12:38 PM »
I know that one...
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P. G. Wodehouse

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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #362 on: July 15, 2018, 17:38:56 PM »
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #363 on: July 18, 2018, 18:02:15 PM »
Did you hear about the dermatologist who started from scratch?

It was a rash decision.....
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #364 on: August 05, 2018, 17:34:10 PM »
We went to a restaurant tonight that specialised in cooking exotic animals and birds.

The Pelican was really tasty, but the bill was enormous!
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #365 on: August 06, 2018, 17:24:34 PM »
An old native american couple were being interviewed by the local news team, and the reporter asked the old bloke his name. "my name is Eagle Claw, and this is my wife, Four Ponies". The reporter was trying to impress the old woman so he turned to her and said "What a wonderful name, so evocative"

The old bloke leant forward and said "That's her official name, but in reality its nag, nag, nag, nag...."
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #366 on: August 09, 2018, 18:18:49 PM »
My sister's gone to the USA.

Where?

Alaska.

Thanks, let me know when she answers. My sister's gone to the USA.

Where?

Alaska.

Thanks, let me know when she answers.
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #367 on: August 09, 2018, 20:47:23 PM »
* K@ titters
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P. G. Wodehouse