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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #390 on: November 02, 2018, 09:10:03 AM »
I can imagine that actually happening.
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #391 on: November 02, 2018, 13:31:51 PM »
I've just spent £300 on hiring a limo for the weekend, but apparently it doesn't pay for the driver.

All that money and nothing to chauffeur it...
I jumped off a bridge in Paris.

They told me I was in seine

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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #392 on: November 09, 2018, 09:35:06 AM »
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #393 on: November 09, 2018, 17:56:00 PM »
I jumped off a bridge in Paris.

They told me I was in seine

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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #394 on: December 21, 2018, 17:36:11 PM »
I don't like to brag BUT... Good Christmas deed done!

Yesterday afternoon at the checkout I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83 but when she counted out all her change she only had just under £50.

I thought she was probably someoneís Nan and Iíd like to think someone would have helped my Nan out.

She didnít want me to help her but I insisted, and in no time we had all her shopping back on the shelves...
I jumped off a bridge in Paris.

They told me I was in seine