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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #420 on: August 01, 2019, 06:59:51 AM »
Police in Liverpool pulled over a local lad and were amazed to find the car taxed M.O.T. tested and insured.
It wasn't stolen and there were no stolen goods or drugs found.
The driver was sober AND He had a full licence and no points.

A police spokesman said, "We had no option but to fine him £80 for wasting police time."
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #421 on: August 01, 2019, 08:36:57 AM »
The missus asked "Is it just me, or is the cat getting fat?"

"No, it's just you" was not the right answer apparently...

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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #422 on: August 01, 2019, 17:27:36 PM »
My partner told me that sex is better on holiday.

Not the best postcard I've ever received...........
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #423 on: October 03, 2019, 18:04:44 PM »
It's a 5 minute walk from my home to the pub but a 35 minute walk back.

The difference is staggering.
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