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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #435 on: February 09, 2020, 19:26:22 PM »
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #436 on: February 10, 2020, 17:28:52 PM »
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #437 on: February 10, 2020, 17:46:47 PM »
I keep asking people what BDSM means, but they always say that the truth is too painful....
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #438 on: February 15, 2020, 23:33:39 PM »
Oh dear.
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #439 on: March 03, 2020, 08:53:18 AM »
Gym?  Thought you said Gin.

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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #440 on: March 05, 2020, 19:15:55 PM »
Police in Great Yarmouth are hunting a woman know as the “knitting Needle Nutter”who has stabbed six people in the bum in the last 24 hours.

Chief Superintendent Tommy Ballcock believes the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #441 on: March 23, 2020, 17:43:44 PM »
It was a quiet morning in November 2079 when Bruce woke up with a need to go to the dunny.

For Bruce this wasn't an ordinary day... this was the day when he would use the last of the bog paper his grandparents had bought in 2020.....
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #442 on: April 05, 2020, 11:35:01 AM »
Studies suggest that 50% of Americans will be obese by 2030

Do they really think they can get it as low as that?
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #443 on: April 05, 2020, 11:43:28 AM »
Why are the Chinese no good at cricket?

Because they eat the bats
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #444 on: April 06, 2020, 18:14:28 PM »
Two people found sunbathing in Scotland today have tested positive for hypothermia.
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Re: Is this the worst yet?
« Reply #445 on: April 07, 2020, 18:09:33 PM »
Covid 19 song

All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
The Chinese eat them all.
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