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Is this the worst yet?

Started by fred, May 06, 2014, 18:30:00 pm

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K@

Careful, Fred... I smiled, then. :)
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P. G. Wodehouse

fred

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore..... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
Gym?  Thought you said Gin.

K@

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P. G. Wodehouse

fred

I had bubble and squeak for breakfast this morning.











Now the wife has told me to go and get the kids two new hamsters.......
Gym?  Thought you said Gin.

Tâf

Teacher: If you were a great composer, where would you live?

Boy: In A Flat.

fred

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died last week? He pasta way
Gym?  Thought you said Gin.

fred

Business Man in 1st Class, to a Sexy Gorgeous Air Hostess:


Business Man: What is your name?
Hostess: Angela Benz, Sir!

Business Man: Lovely name, any relation to Mercedes Benz?

Hostess: Yes Sir

Business Man: How?


Hostess: Same price!
Gym?  Thought you said Gin.

fred

 A bloke is walking past a prison wall....


when a dwarf comes flying over the wall and lands on the pavement by him.

    "don't worry" says the dwarf "I'm only a little condecending"

Gym?  Thought you said Gin.

Tâf

Mama Mia - classic Abba song or Yorkshire kid telling his Mother he's arrived?

fred

A cannibal passed his brother in the woods.
Gym?  Thought you said Gin.

Tâf

Jousting.

Said the Brummie to the Bee.

fred

October 04, 2014, 17:09:25 pm #26 Last Edit: October 05, 2014, 08:51:07 am by fred
A man walks in to the doctor's and says "Doctor doctor  I've got a piece of lettuice sticking out of my bum"

The doctor has a look and says "It's the tip of the iceberg"
Gym?  Thought you said Gin.

K@

"liece of lettuice" was quite funny, at least... ;)
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P. G. Wodehouse

fred

Gym?  Thought you said Gin.

K@

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P. G. Wodehouse