Author Topic: getting free food  (Read 809 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline fred

  • Is old for the day....
  • Global Mod
  • At One With Twaddle
  • ********
  • Posts: 66832
  • Gender: Male
  • Mr Greybeard.
    • cymrogwyllt
getting free food
« on: June 03, 2014, 09:14:55 AM »

An Englishman and a Scotsman go to a bakery.
The Englishman whisks three cup cakes into his pocket with lightning speed.
The baker doesn't notice.
The Englishman says to the Scotsman:
"You see how clever we are? You'll never beat that!"
The Scotsman says to the Englishman:
"Watch this, a Scotsman is eyewiz cleverer than an Englishman."
He says to the baker,
"Gies a cup cake, I kin show ye a magic trick!"
The baker gives him the cup cake which the Scotsman promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker:
"Gies anurra wan fur ma magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says again:
"Gie me wan merr cup cake fur mah magic trick"
The baker is getting peeved now but gives him one anyway. The Scotsman eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad, and he yells:
"And where is your famous magic trick?"
The Scotsman says:
"Look in the Englishman's poacket!"
I jumped off a bridge in Paris.

They told me I was in seine

Offline Nana of 8

  • Mother of some little breeders ;)
  • Non Stop Talker
  • ******
  • Posts: 23588
  • Gender: Female
  • Vaccinated with a Gramophone Needle
Re: getting free food
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2014, 12:28:31 PM »
 :laugh:
Queen Ebayer

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.