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« on: August 02, 2014, 16:42:57 PM »

    Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

    In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."

    On a Septic Tank Truck:
    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels...

    At an Optometrist's Office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for,
    you've come to the right place."

    On a Plumber's truck:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."

    On another Plumber's truck:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
    "Invite us to your next blowout."

    On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."

    In a Non-smoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

    On aMaternity Room door:
    "Push. Push. Push."

    At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet - Miss a car payment."

    Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

    At the Electric Company
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
    However, if you don't, you will be delighted."

    In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there and be hungry;
    come on in and get fed up."

    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

    At a Propane Filling Station:
    "Thank heaven for little grills."

    And don't forget the sign at a
    "Best place in town to take a leak."

    And the best one for last............

    Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
    "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Gym?  Thought you said Gin.

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Re: ads
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2014, 19:50:14 PM »
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

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Re: ads
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2014, 09:11:31 AM »