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Two for the price of one
« on: September 13, 2014, 11:18:00 AM »
On a train from London to Manchester , an Australian was berating the
Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much.
You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us.
Look at me... I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood,
and some Aborigine blood. What do you say to that ?"

The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"

 "Sporting".. Very important to a True Englishman.
An Englishman was once challenged to a duel by a Frenchman. The duel was to take place in a darkened room in an old castle, single shot pistols obviously, and the duelist were not to leave the room until both had discharged their weapons.
As soon as the seconds had ushered them both into the room and closed the door, the Frenchman panicked and fired into the darkness. The Englishman waited and thought it would be jolly unsporting to shoot the unarmed Frenchman but he was worried that if he fired into the darkness he may accidently shoot his opponent, so he carefully felt round the wall until he came to the big fireplace. He leaned over, pointed the pistol up the chimney and fired..........and a dead Frenchman fell down.
One can be just too sporting you know......

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Re: Two for the price of one
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2014, 23:08:36 PM »
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.