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Paddy calls his daughter
« on: October 20, 2014, 16:50:18 PM »
Paddy calls his daughter over and says, "now ye've seen mammy's getting a wee little fat stomach, haven't ye now me dahling ?"

Caitlin says "yes, daddy, but I didn't say nuttin'".

"Well now" says the man, "that's because you're going to get a new baby brother".

"Ah" says little Caitlin, "now I understand why the priest is getting fat !"

"And why would that be, now ?" asks her pappy.

"Because he's going to get a new altar boy !"
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Re: Paddy calls his daughter
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2014, 11:15:03 AM »
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P. G. Wodehouse

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Re: Paddy calls his daughter
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2014, 00:34:35 AM »
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