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Mechanic vs Doctor
« on: November 12, 2014, 21:01:59 PM »

 A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when
the spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take
a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,

"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?" The cardiologist, a bit surprised
walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Honda .

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,

"So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out,
repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and
when I finished, it worked just like new.

So how is it that I earn 24,000 a year and you make 700,000 when you and I
are doing basically the same work?

The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic....

"Try doing it with the engine running."
 
Our days are happier when we give people a piece of our heart
rather than a piece of our mind.

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Re: Mechanic vs Doctor
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2014, 10:55:39 AM »
 ;D
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They told me I was in seine

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Re: Mechanic vs Doctor
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2014, 17:25:39 PM »
Good point.
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P. G. Wodehouse