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Offline Nana of 8

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20 Richmonds
« on: November 29, 2014, 20:39:19 PM »
A friend of mine was stopped this morning by a particularly gobby young chav who said;

“Oi! Get us twenty Richmonds in the Spar – safe, innit like?”

He then provided her with several handfuls of five and ten pence pieces and sloped off out of view.

Not wanting to offend – or be ‘happy slapped’ – she duly obliged and returned a minute or two later.

As the chav pounced she said;

“I’m terribly sorry.

Apparently they only come in packs of eight – but I got them for you anyway!”

For her troubles she then received a mouthful of abuse....

The ungrateful little gobsh*te!

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

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Re: 20 Richmonds
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2014, 07:04:51 AM »
I jumped off a bridge in Paris.

They told me I was in seine

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Re: 20 Richmonds
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2014, 09:45:05 AM »
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P. G. Wodehouse