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Airport Screening Results December 2013
« on: December 11, 2014, 16:48:20 PM »
FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS:
Airport Screening Results December 2013 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From CATSA :
Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Heamarrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3


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Re: Airport Screening Results December 2013
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2014, 09:23:51 AM »
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