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A policeman in Sydney
« on: March 20, 2015, 16:48:21 PM »
A policeman in Sydney, Australia pulled over a driver who had been weaving
in and out of the traffic.

He approached the car window and said, "Sir I need
you to blow into this breathalyser."

The man reaches into his pocket and produces a doctor's note.
On it was written: "This man suffers from chronic asthma.
Do not make him perform any action that may leave him short
of breath."

The policeman said, "Okay then I need you to come and give a
blood sample."

The man produced another letter.
This one said: "This man is a haemophiliac. Please do not cause him to bleed in any way."

So the officer said: "Right, I need a urine sample then."

The man produces a third letter from his pocket.

It read: "This man plays Cricket for England, please
don't take the p--- out of him."
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Re: A policeman in Sydney
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2015, 10:05:47 AM »
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.