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Chief Two Eagles
« on: January 31, 2017, 20:17:42 PM »
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The chief nodded that it was so.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all housework, medicine man free, Indian man all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and shook his head, "White man dumb enough to think that was bad system and needed changing."
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Re: Chief Two Eagles
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2017, 07:21:15 AM »
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Re: Chief Two Eagles
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2017, 08:39:48 AM »
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