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limericks
« on: April 10, 2018, 17:41:33 PM »
do your worst/best

Kicking it off

The Catherdral Church of St Giles
Echoed to a scream that was heard for miles
Said the Verger, "Good gracious
Has Father Ignatious
Forgotten the Bishop has piles?"
I jumped off a bridge in Paris.

They told me I was in seine

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Re: limericks
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2018, 19:32:59 PM »
There was a young man called Fred
Who liked to stand on his head
Till the day he got stuck
Heard muttering Of **ck
Now he stands on his feet instead.

Ta dah!  ;D

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Re: limericks
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2018, 18:00:44 PM »
There was a young man called Fred
Who liked to stand on his head
Till the day he got stuck
Heard muttering Of **ck
Now he stands on his feet instead.

Ta dah!  ;D
;D
I jumped off a bridge in Paris.

They told me I was in seine