• Welcome, Guest. Please login.
 
January 24, 2021, 12:02:53 pm

News:

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.


limericks

Started by fred, April 10, 2018, 19:29:33 pm

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

fred

do your worst/best

Kicking it off

The Catherdral Church of St Giles
Echoed to a scream that was heard for miles
Said the Verger, "Good gracious
Has Father Ignatious
Forgotten the Bishop has piles?"
Gym?  Thought you said Gin.

El

There was a young man called Fred
Who liked to stand on his head
Till the day he got stuck
Heard muttering Of **ck
Now he stands on his feet instead.

Ta dah!  ;D

fred

Quote from: El on April 10, 2018, 21:20:59 pm
There was a young man called Fred
Who liked to stand on his head
Till the day he got stuck
Heard muttering Of **ck
Now he stands on his feet instead.

Ta dah!  ;D
;D
Gym?  Thought you said Gin.