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I need a watdoyoucallit

Started by fred, May 30, 2018, 18:50:18 pm

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fred

My house must be haunted.

A shelf unit just fell off the wall this afternoon with no intervention on my part.  The only thing on the shelf was one of these backwards clocks.  Shelf had been there 20+years.

I need to get the house unhaunted.
Gym?  Thought you said Gin.

Tâf


Lisa

I'll send the kids. Nothing will inhabit it with them there
♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪ For once in your lifetime will you, do what you want not what you have to. ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪

fred

Quote from: Lisa on May 31, 2018, 20:21:41 pm
I'll send the kids. Nothing will inhabit it with them there


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 
Gym?  Thought you said Gin.

Lisa

♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪ For once in your lifetime will you, do what you want not what you have to. ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪

K@

The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P. G. Wodehouse

fred

Gym?  Thought you said Gin.