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« on: September 09, 2018, 09:16:08 AM »
One cat has one more tail than no cat.

No cat has two tails.

Therefore, one cat has three tails.
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Re: cats
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2018, 20:12:57 PM »
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Re: cats
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2018, 17:57:30 PM »
Great bit of logic!
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Re: cats
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2018, 10:22:08 AM »
But, no cat has ten tails!
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. - P. G. Wodehouse