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Offline Tāf

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VIP Pope
« on: November 27, 2018, 19:19:19 PM »
The Pope arrives for an incognito visit to the USA. At the airport his Limo is waiting, but he convinces the chauffeur to let him drive for once.

He takes off at 100mph and gets pulled over by a policeman.

When he winds down the window, the policeman recognises him, so he immediately calls his Captain.

"We have a problem Sir. I've just pulled over a VIP for speeding".

"VIP like the Mayor?"

"No Sir, far more important than the Mayor".

"VIP like the Governor?"

"Way higher than that Sir".

"The President?"

"Even higher than him Sir".

"Who the heck is more important that the President?"

"I don't know Sir, but his driver is the Pope....."

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Re: VIP Pope
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2018, 10:04:00 AM »
True story, that. :)
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