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Marriage in Heaven
« on: May 27, 2019, 15:24:02 PM »
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple are involved in a fatal car accident.They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St Peter to process them into Heaven.
While waiting, they wonder, could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St Peter shows up, they ask him. "Well, I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked me that. Let me go and find out" and off he goes.
The couple wait, and wait. Two months pass. While waiting, the couple wonder what would happen if it didn't work out - would they be able to get a divorce in Heaven?
After yet another month, St Peter finally appears, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes." he confirms to the couple, "You can get married in heaven." "Great!" say the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" ask the frightened couple.
"OH COME ON!!" St Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"
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Re: Marriage in Heaven
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2019, 16:44:02 PM »
 ;D ;D
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