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Violent people in the queue
« on: March 27, 2020, 12:49:12 PM »
There was a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8 for seniors only.

A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.

He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.

As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, "If you all don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get in there."
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Re: Violent people in the queue
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2020, 13:08:13 PM »

There was a young guy with a huge trolley full of toilet rolls.

An old lady started giving him grief until he started putting them on the shelves for sale.