Staff Page. Here we are, the staff of Total Twaddle. Here you can get to know us, well thos of us who dared to fill in our info. Not all the information found here is necessarily true and we claim no responsibility for that.

Lisa... a.k.a Boss.
AGE.... 32 and counting the grey hairs and wrinkles.
Gender .... Well last time I checked I had no dangly bits, so I guess that means I am still a girly.
Favourite Things.... Food, books, and sleeping. Probably in that order too. Get too much of the first 2 and not enough of the second.
Best Memory.... Probably when my mates and I went skinny dipping in November in the sea. Never been so cold. I almost cried.
Favourite Saying.... I'm not cleaning that up, and GET A GRIP.
The second is probably the most overused. I am trying to get into the habit of saying splendid when ever the oppourtunity arises.

Her Royal Highness Queen Izzy, Defender of the Realm
Age: As old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
Gender: Lady.
Favourite Things: My Husband, my cats, food, sleeping and procrastinating. Oh, and also the duties of the Realm.
Best Memory: My Coronation
Favourite Saying: "If I King Julian (that's my name) only had two days to live, I would do all the things I have ever dreamed of doing. I would love to become a professional whistler. I'm pretty amazing at it now, but I wanna get, like, even better. *whistles*
And you know what else I would do? I would invade a neighboring country and impose my own ideology on them, even if they didn't want it!."

Fred
Age: Wrong side of 50 distinguished (not extinguished)
Gender:just checked. male
Favourite Things:see food diet
Best Memory: What have I just done?
Favourite Saying: Did I tell you I’m mad? (That’s a granted as I Twaddle). Kill the typo fairy.
Lesson learnt…It’s best not to be upside down when negotiating a waterfall in a kayak.

The Beam
Age: get off my lawn you damn kids!!
Gender:Dude
Favourite Things:hang gliding, piloting my private jet and oragami
Best Memory: tie between my wedding and the birth of my kids
Favourite Saying:No Worries

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