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Title: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Caliope on June 25, 2009, 22:49:30 PM
Hi y'all

I'm Caliope and I'm an alco pleased to be here.

I've been a little remiss in posting, but that is all to change.

Be afraid, be very afraid.......
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Ian on June 25, 2009, 22:52:34 PM
Quote from: Caliope on June 25, 2009, 22:49:30 PM
Be afraid, be very afraid.......

  Nope, I refuse to be.  Can't make me, nuh-uh.  :no:
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Tâf on June 25, 2009, 23:41:20 PM
Fancy a drink?
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Izzy on June 26, 2009, 00:17:25 AM
Afraid huh?
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Lisa on June 26, 2009, 06:08:05 AM
mummy i'm fwightened!!
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: fred on June 26, 2009, 10:05:39 AM
is Caliope a mummy?
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Lyn on June 26, 2009, 10:16:40 AM
What does he need the thread for ? Has he started sewing ?
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Caliope on June 26, 2009, 10:35:26 AM
Quote from: Spite on June 25, 2009, 22:52:34 PM
  Nope, I refuse to be.  Can't make me, nuh-uh.  :no:

Just wait for the groaners get posted ;)

Quote from: Taf on June 25, 2009, 23:41:20 PM
Fancy a drink?

Yes please, coffee with milk and two sugars :)

Quote from: Izzy on June 26, 2009, 00:17:25 AM
Afraid huh?

Yeah, groaners are on their way :)

Quote from: Lisa on June 26, 2009, 06:08:05 AM
mummy i'm fwightened!!

Good :)

Quote from: fred on June 26, 2009, 10:05:39 AM
is Caliope a mummy?

No, the bandages are due to the facelift....

Quote from: Lyn on June 26, 2009, 10:16:40 AM
What does he need the thread for ? Has he started sewing ?

Yeah, I'm sowing the seeds of love :)
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Lyn on June 26, 2009, 11:00:36 AM
See you still cant spell sowing !  :laugh:
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Ian on June 26, 2009, 11:01:13 AM
Quote from: Caliope on June 26, 2009, 10:35:26 AM
Quote from: Spite on June 25, 2009, 22:52:34 PM
  Nope, I refuse to be.  Can't make me, nuh-uh.  :no:

Just wait for the groaners get posted ;)

  Have you met Fred?  :laugh:

Quote from: Caliope on June 26, 2009, 10:35:26 AM
Yeah, I'm sowing the seeds of love :)

  I thought the Judge had put a restraining order on you, for that?
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Caliope on June 26, 2009, 11:40:29 AM
Quote from: Lyn on June 26, 2009, 11:00:36 AM
See you still cant spell sowing !  :laugh:

Que?

Sowing as in planting ;)

Quote from: Spite on June 26, 2009, 11:01:13 AM
   Have you met Fred?  :laugh:

Everyone has met fred ;)

Quote from: Spite on June 26, 2009, 11:01:13 AM
     I thought the Judge had put a restraining order on you, for that?

Shhh!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Beams on June 26, 2009, 11:54:54 AM
Quote from: Caliope on June 26, 2009, 10:35:26 AM

No, the bandages are due to the facelift....

did you keep the receipt??  ;)
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Caliope on June 26, 2009, 14:00:17 PM
Quote from: The Beam on June 26, 2009, 11:54:54 AM
did you keep the receipt??  ;)

I don't know if I need it, I daren't look  :040:
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: K@ on June 26, 2009, 16:36:35 PM
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Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Mike on June 26, 2009, 16:40:29 PM
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Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Caliope on June 26, 2009, 17:27:18 PM
 :christmas:
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Tâf on June 26, 2009, 17:36:03 PM
Quote from: Caliope on June 26, 2009, 17:27:18 PM
:christmas:

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Mike on June 26, 2009, 17:40:19 PM
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Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Caliope on June 26, 2009, 17:45:37 PM
I blame kat  ;D
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Tâf on June 26, 2009, 17:50:07 PM
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Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Tâf on June 26, 2009, 17:52:59 PM
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Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Caliope on June 26, 2009, 20:07:34 PM
Thanks for making me feel so welcome  ???
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Tâf on June 26, 2009, 20:23:50 PM
We're just jesting mate!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Caliope on June 26, 2009, 20:31:40 PM
Oh, seeing as so many of you were posting I got all paranoid  :'(

I'm gonna have to redress the balance and find some fred jokes for y'all to suffer enjoy....

Here's a taster -

A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The
bartender says, "I'm afraid we don't serve mushrooms here."

"Why not? I'm a fun guy!"
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Lisa on June 26, 2009, 22:15:12 PM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Izzy on June 26, 2009, 22:17:46 PM
:corner:
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: dogsmum on June 26, 2009, 23:35:34 PM

Hi 'Caliope' :D
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Nana of 9 on June 27, 2009, 00:51:57 AM
Hello Caliope. So you think we can handle more jokes like fred's?

Have they certified you yet?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Caliope on June 27, 2009, 08:45:14 AM
Quote from: Nanaof2 on June 27, 2009, 00:51:57 AM
Have they certified you yet?  :laugh:

They still haven't found me  ;)
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Lyn on June 27, 2009, 08:51:24 AM
They have you know cos I told em....


  ..they are coming to take you away aha............................................
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Caliope on June 27, 2009, 10:42:49 AM
I've moved  ;)
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Tâf on June 27, 2009, 10:45:33 AM
We noticed... the wobble registered on the Richter Scale...  ::)
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Caliope on June 27, 2009, 10:52:55 AM
The wobble......




(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b199/caliope1/New%20stuff/weebletree.jpg)
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: K@ on June 27, 2009, 12:14:16 PM
 :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Teegs7 on June 27, 2009, 16:24:22 PM
Hi Caliope!!! :wav:
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Caliope on June 27, 2009, 16:29:11 PM
Hello :)
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: dogsmum on June 27, 2009, 22:49:28 PM
Quote from: Caliope on June 27, 2009, 10:52:55 AM
The wobble......




(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b199/caliope1/New%20stuff/weebletree.jpg)

Awwwww my kids used to have one :D
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Caliope on June 27, 2009, 23:03:58 PM
Memories hey?

Weebles wobble, but they don't fall over  ;D
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: K@ on June 27, 2009, 23:25:58 PM
"Down". Not "Over".

[/pedancy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FdXX0FNLps
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Caliope on June 27, 2009, 23:52:13 PM
Mr bloody picky  ::)

Anyhoos 'over' works better than 'down'  ;D
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: K@ on June 28, 2009, 09:26:12 AM
Only in Northants...
Title: Re: Gotta have my own thread
Post by: Lisa on June 28, 2009, 14:29:24 PM
:lol: