.....'cos I've arrived!
First day here folks and you haven't yet found out just what's coming....
If you thought Funky Farmer was dodgy.....
I'm much, much worse.....!
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Welcome kenty
you've not seen much of us yet ;)
you sound like fun
Oh yer, most places just can't wait to get rid of me! :D
Twaddle is for the insane. You may well fit in ;)
You could just be right....
Quote from: kenty on July 28, 2009, 20:25:01 PM
.....'cos I've arrived!
First day here folks and you haven't yet found out just what's coming....
If you thought Funky Farmer was dodgy.....
I'm much, much worse.....!
(http://www.animated-gifs.eu/emoticons/0032.gif)
Oh Gawd ..... heaven help us!
Hello Trev
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Hi 'kenty', welcome
Good job one of us is sane, innit?
I mean DM, of course... ;)
Hello Funky, hello everyone else!
hiya welcome to twaddle
Welcome to Twaddle :wav:
Welcome Kenty
Orientation is every third Tuesday of the month.
Please don't be late as there will be a test at the end of the session.
Hi Kenty n welcome 2 Twaddle!!! :wav:
Welcome to Twaddle kenty
Quote from: The Beam on July 29, 2009, 01:18:03 AM
Welcome Kenty
Orientation is every third Tuesday of the month.
Please don't be late as there will be a test at the end of the session.
I'll try not to be late.....
If I am, it'll be Funky Farmer's fault....
;D
Does he lead you astray? ;D
HIYA!!
Oh, does he!
You'll soon find he's a very distracting influence....
Luckily he's working right now, quite literally earning the corn for our forthcoming bread...
Welcome to Twaddle. I'm the only sane person here.
:181:
Quote from: Pam on July 29, 2009, 05:33:13 AM
Welcome to Twaddle kenty
Sounds like part of the US...
"Hiyall! Welcum te Twaddle Kenty!"
"Which is near Hazzard Kenty, dagnabbit!"
Quote from: kenty on July 29, 2009, 08:35:37 AM
If I am, it'll be Funky Farmer's fault....
told you all it wasn't my fault :woot:
Izzy :pfft:
You'll be pleased to know, Funky Farmer is a very responsible person....
Just blame him for everything!
;D
Quote from: Kat on July 29, 2009, 11:30:56 AM
Quote from: Pam on July 29, 2009, 05:33:13 AM
Welcome to Twaddle kenty
Sounds like part of the US...
"Hiyall! Welcum te Twaddle Kenty!"
"Which is near Hazzard Kenty, dagnabbit!"
One of my RAF mates used to call everyone "Stupid Kents"... or something like that ::)
Can't undersand that... intelligent lot us Kents.....
;)
woo woo........now I'm not the newest newbie...welcome, sucker ;)
Quote from: kenty on July 29, 2009, 13:35:11 PM
You'll be pleased to know, Funky Farmer is a very responsible person....
Just blame him for everything!
;D
He sounds a lot like Beam :giggle:
Quote from: Izzy on July 29, 2009, 19:31:39 PM
Quote from: kenty on July 29, 2009, 13:35:11 PM
You'll be pleased to know, Funky Farmer is a very responsible person....
Just blame him for everything!
;D
He sounds and looks a lot like Beam :giggle:
:laugh:
Quote from: dogsmum on July 29, 2009, 20:30:39 PM
He sounds and looks a lot like Beam :giggle:
:whoa:
:mwah:
too late for that
No it isn't.
oh alright then, if you insist ;D
:bliss:
Quote from: The Beam on July 30, 2009, 00:25:29 AM
Quote from: dogsmum on July 29, 2009, 20:30:39 PM
He sounds and looks a lot like Beam :giggle:
:whoa:
Don't understand the shock - you know it's true! ;D
Welcome Kenty :wav: , another hubby/wife team? There's a few here now. And we're all mad as a box of frogs. ::)
Hubby + wife team!!!
Me 'n' Funky are both geezers, in different parts of the country and have wimmin of our own!
I'm so..... HURT!!
There - I've posted an up to date picture of me now so you can see wot I look like... !
Quote from: kenty on July 30, 2009, 18:06:58 PM
Hubby + wife team!!!
Don't mind Nana... she's having senior moments....
Wants to be careful, could be having hospital treatment when Funky reads it....
Did I mention he's a bit of a nutter....?
:laugh:
Goes without saying if he's in here mate! :laugh:
Yeah, true.... ;D
Quote from: Nanaof2 on July 30, 2009, 15:19:30 PM
Quote from: The Beam on July 30, 2009, 00:25:29 AM
Quote from: dogsmum on July 29, 2009, 20:30:39 PM
He sounds and looks a lot like Beam :giggle:
:whoa:
Don't understand the shock - you know it's true! ;D
Welcome Kenty :wav: , another hubby/wife team? There's a few here now. And we're all mad as a box of frogs. ::)
Madam.I would never marry Kenty even in a civil thingy. Our beards would become entangled :-\ Although it has to be said I would be quite a catch
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Funky/fat20man20at20computer.jpg)
Husband and wife team.......
*wanders of shaking his head in disbelief*
well, you do seem a little...............involved? :laugh:
Quote from: twizzle on July 30, 2009, 18:30:05 PM
well, you do seem a little...............involved? :laugh:
It's a MAN thing
We scour the forums together for our next victims trying to find entertaining people....
Boldly going where no sane person's been before....
Quote from: kenty on July 30, 2009, 18:32:52 PM
Boldly going where no sane person's been before....
very brave in this case ;)
Do seem to be more than a fair share of nutters here....
Makes me feel quite sane...
;D
Don't get over confident..
OK............ moving rapidly on...........
Um, what is that hanging on the wall behind the big guy in the photo? is it a ray gun, do it yourself liposuction, calipers......?
You managed to see past him? :o
I was averting my eyes..........
http://www.funkyfarmer.com/
Play us a tune!!!!
Quote from: twizzle on July 30, 2009, 18:38:43 PM
I was averting my eyes..........
Yeah ...so you say. What are you doing Saturday evening.I have two tickets for a tiddlywinks competition in Hull if you fancy it but don't tell Kenty
Quote from: Taf on July 30, 2009, 18:42:57 PM
http://www.funkyfarmer.com/
Play us a tune!!!!
Yeah Thieving lot I have had this name for over 10years now. My website was www.funkyfarmer.net
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc)
Quote from: Funky Farmer on July 30, 2009, 18:44:07 PM
Quote from: twizzle on July 30, 2009, 18:38:43 PM
I was averting my eyes..........
Yeah ...so you say. What are you doing Saturday evening.I have two tickets for a tiddlywinks competition in Hull if you fancy it but don't tell Kenty
it's no good trying to asert your manhood by hitting on me ..........begone with your tempting tiddlywinks.......KENTY! HE'S OVER HERE!
If you're not in the Funkyfarmer band I've just wasted a perfectly good stalker letter.......
Quote from: twizzle on July 30, 2009, 18:58:25 PM
Quote from: Funky Farmer on July 30, 2009, 18:44:07 PM
Quote from: twizzle on July 30, 2009, 18:38:43 PM
I was averting my eyes..........
Yeah ...so you say. What are you doing Saturday evening.I have two tickets for a tiddlywinks competition in Hull if you fancy it but don't tell Kenty
it's no good trying to asert your manhood by hitting on me ..........begone with your tempting tiddlywinks.......KENTY! HE'S OVER HERE!
If you're not in the Funkyfarmer band I've just wasted a perfectly good stalker letter.......
Grass! I'm not
all there Kenty
Looks like we've found ourselves a troublemaker Funky.....
you've found a lot of them ;)
yeah, gotta keep your eye on that Pam person
troublemaker ::)
Certainly keep my eyes open..... watch my back too - you can never be too sure...
Quote from: kenty on July 30, 2009, 19:18:00 PM
Looks like we've found ourselves a troublemaker Funky.....
Where? Who? What?
;D Me for a start.... Sorry guys thought you were in the same place. Should have nosed at your profiles, I guess. ::)
BTW love the pics - anyone who makes me look slim is a friend for life!! :mwah:
Well, since you apologised so well....
Could you just confirm it in writing to us, on the back of two £20 notes....
;D
Quote from: kenty on July 31, 2009, 18:11:59 PM
Well, since you apologised so well....
Could you just confirm it in writing to us, on the back of two £20 notes....
;D
Sure - what's your fax number and I'll fax it to you! ;D
hello there
£20 notes there you go!!!
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and.. There is plenty more where that came from!!!
That'll do nicely
Hi Kenty
Allo.
Is the farmer off on his combine? ???
Afraid so, working all the hours of daylight plus a few of the dark as well..... plus his broadband connection's down and he's given up playing with his dongle... :o
serious that. the dongle bit I mean ;)
Yes, he got very frustrated with it last night apparently.....
Quote from: kenty on August 21, 2009, 20:07:02 PM
Yes, he got very frustrated with it last night apparently.....
they have pills that'll help that you know ;)
Quote from: The Beam on August 21, 2009, 21:20:18 PM
Quote from: kenty on August 21, 2009, 20:07:02 PM
Yes, he got very frustrated with it last night apparently.....
they have pills that'll help that you know ;)
Oi!!! I heard that, pardon :-[ I'm very busy combining right now plus me phone and broadband are down until at least Monday. Bloody BT!
Only a couple of days, weather permitting and harvest will be done. I will be about a bit more after that. Until then play nicely children
We'll try to Dad....
:laugh:
(Don't upset him!....He's of the old school - still believes in corporal punishment....) :o
Quote from: kenty on August 22, 2009, 07:56:13 AM
(Don't upset him!....He's of the old school - still believes in corporal punishment....) :o
Ohhhhhh as in a good caning? ::)
So I believe....
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeee :D
Never had you down as a pervert, DM! ;D
Quote from: Nanaof2 on August 23, 2009, 22:37:32 PM
Never had you down as a pervert, DM! ;D
Oh 'Nana' now be honest, you just never had me down! ::)
Yeah No2- should have just asked the rest of us. We've known about DM for a long time now. :yes:
:couch:
:laugh:
::)
Even I had heard the rumours and I was on a different forum!
:)
Quote from: The Beam on August 25, 2009, 01:14:58 AM
Yeah No2- should have just asked the rest of us. We've known about DM for a long time now. :yes:
:couch:
Of course! My bad... ;D
Quote from: kenty on August 25, 2009, 22:31:57 PM
Even I had heard the rumours and I was on a different forum!
:)
that Disney forum-- what a bunch of gossipmongers :no:
Quote from: The Beam on August 26, 2009, 11:55:38 AM
Quote from: kenty on August 25, 2009, 22:31:57 PM
Even I had heard the rumours and I was on a different forum!
:)
that Disney forum-- what a bunch of gossipmongers :no:
Obviously got nothing better to do ;D
slackers :no:
It can be pretty hectic stuff doing nothing.... you'd be surprised how long it can take....
Quote from: kenty on August 27, 2009, 11:41:26 AM
It can be pretty hectic stuff doing nothing.... you'd be surprised how long it can take....
...and how long a day lasts when you have nothing to do, 1 day can sometimes last A WEEK! :(
Or longer!!