limericks

[fred]

do your worst/best

Kicking it off

The Catherdral Church of St Giles
Echoed to a scream that was heard for miles
Said the Verger, "Good gracious
Has Father Ignatious
Forgotten the Bishop has piles?"

[El]

There was a young man called Fred
Who liked to stand on his head
Till the day he got stuck
Heard muttering Of **ck
Now he stands on his feet instead.

Ta dah! 

[fred]

There was a young man called Fred
Who liked to stand on his head
Till the day he got stuck
Heard muttering Of **ck
Now he stands on his feet instead.

Ta dah!