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Re: How Are You Feeling?

Started by Mike, May 19, 2021, 07:58:54 AM

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Mike


Tâf

I was half asleep when the heating came on at 7. The next thing I knew, it was just after 9 and the phone rang. It was Council contractors wanting to do an electrical safety check, starting at 9:15. Nope, we are on a list which states "work after noon".

Mike


Tâf

I was half awake at 7 again.  :grumpy:

Tâf

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I'm really pooped after my work in the garden.

Mike


Tâf

Something woke me not long after 4am. I drifted in-and-out until I noticed it was after 11am!  :o

Mike


Tâf

Quote from: Tâf on May 05, 2024, 10:51:34 AMSomething woke me not long after 4am. I drifted in-and-out until I noticed it was after 11am!  :o

The same but, 10am today.

Mike


Tâf

I was awake before the heating at 7. So I'm surprised that I feel OK now.

Tâf

We arrived at the Tesco petrol station. All coned-off, but a big sign saying "No Fuel Sales but Car Wash Open".

So the lad moved a cone, and we drove in, past another sign saying the same. But in front of the car wash is a sign "closed until 9am", but it was 10 am. 2 workers then yelled over, "It's shut until the whole site is reopened".

:grumpy:

Luckily there is another branch of the car wash not too far away, so I'll take the car for a 50mph run.

Mike


Tâf

The binmen woke me just before 7, then the Tesco gulls started a racket as they ripped-open some green binbags across the street.

Then my belly started rumbling.... chippy curry wanted to visit the loo.

Tâf

The missus is like a cat for hiding any discomfort she is feeling. She woke me this morning to say that she has had a growing pain in the upper jaw for days. The first emergency dental appointment is next Monday!