I've heard that I should need no introduction...

[Rich]

Me and my knives say Hi!!!

[Lisa]

arrgghhh run away!!!

hi rich, welcome to twaddle.

We've heard ALL about you.

[Rich]

How much is all?  Do you know about the poison berries?

[Izzy]

Do I know you from somewhere?

[Mike]

Welcome Rich, now can you keep her in order

[Izzy]

Welcome Rich, now can you keep her in order

HAHAHA!!! You're funny Mike

[AdmiralSirJohn]

And here I thought I was the only one who didn't know you...

Anyway, Greetings!

[Brains]

Welcome Rich to the Nutty House 

[fred]

[Tâf]

Hiya Rich!  (and the knives)

[Ian]

  Hello, Rich.  At last.  A manly man, who works with meat, joins the forum.  A man who's hands are literally soaked in blood, each and every day.  A man who can take very special care of his knives, and no one thinks it is strange.  A man who doubtless, rides a tiger into work.  A man whose only form of greeting, would be a swift clip to the jaw.  A man who, when not perfoming his meaty duties, undoubtedly wrestles Grizzly bears, and yearns to get his hands on a Polar bear, not only because they are bigger, but because of the exotic taste of their flesh.
  In short, a man so manly, he calls Iza, 'Missus'.

[Beams]

  Hello, Rich.  At last.  A manly man, who works with meat, joins the forum.  A man who's hands are literally soaked in blood, each and every day.  A man who can take very special care of his knives, and no one thinks it is strange.  A man who doubtless, rides a tiger into work.  A man whose only form of greeting, would be a swift clip to the jaw.  A man who, when not perfoming his meaty duties, undoubtedly wrestles Grizzly bears, and yearns to get his hands on a Polar bear, not only because they are bigger, but because of the exotic taste of their flesh.
  In short, a man so manly, he calls Iza, 'Missus'.

sounds like somebody has a slight crush?? 

Hey Rich, welcome to twaddle!!

[Ian]

sounds like somebody has a slight crush?? 

  Always admired men who know how to handle their meat.  Like you Beam.

[Kris]

Hmmm.... I wonder if I'm partly responsible for that subject line?

Anyway, welcome Rich!!

[Izzy]

LMAO! He's either going to laugh really hard or be incredibly scared when he reads that.

Hmmm.... I wonder if I'm partly responsible for that subject line?

a wee bit