A little about yourself

[Lisa]

Online Nickname: mrselnombre
Real Name: lisa
Age: 34.... act about 6 according to hubby
Home: Ystrad, Wales UK
Status: Married, stepson 16, daughter 15, son 10, son 3
Drives: Hubby up the wall
Career so far: Mum, web mistress and NUTTA!!
Likes: Food, books and surfing the webby
Dislikes: Feet, smelly things, and fools
PC skill: Does a mean copy and paste.

[Mike]

Age: 24.... act about 6 according to hubby

You've grown up recently 

and I don't believe the 24 either not unless you had a baby at 9

[Lisa]

damn typo.... thats what happens when you don't pay attention

[Izzy]

Online Nickname: Izzy
Real Name: Irene
Age: 27
Home: NZ
Status: Married, with cats
Drives: Rich crazy!
Career so far: Bloody legend!
Likes: Coke, Harry Potter, my cats
Dislikes: Stinky farts, stupid people
PC skill: Not amazing, not terrible

[Nana of 9]

Online Nickname: Nanaof3, Banana
Real Name: Lindsey/Linz
Age: 55 (yes, I know 56 in 2 weeks time but still 55!!)
Home: Ashford Kent but not for much longer
Status: Married to HoN (God help him!), son 34, son 32, daughter 30, son 27 all from first marriage
Drives: Alfa Romeo, this year.
Career so far: Mum for 17 years life, 999 worker/supervisor for last 17 years. Do not plan to spend next 17 years working!
Likes: Grandchildren, cats, palaentology, painting, food, travel. Oh, and Twaddle
Dislikes: Bad breath, yappy dogs and doctors who can't get my diagnosis right.
PC skill: Can bluff my way through most work-related issues

[Ian]

Online nickname:  Ian

Real Name:  Augustus Peregrine Burgerthropp (The fourth)

Age: 179

Home: Mordor, West Midlands.

Status: Single (Don't all rush at once, form an orderly queue.)

Drives: Nails through my own knees, so I can tie reins to them then pretend that I have a horse.

Career so far: You name it, I've probably done it.  Except for that.  No, I haven't done that, either.  Eww!  What's wrong with you?

Likes: Breathing, reading, and getting as far from home as possible.

Dislikes: Not breathing, fighting with Chinamen, being covered in gloss paint then having glitter tipped over me, having my head trapped in a vice, and my nose gradually planed down.

PC skill:  I know nothing!  Nothing, I tell you!

[Nana of 9]

This confirms many of my suspicions.... 

[Tâf]

Online Nickname: Taf

Real Name: Graham

Age: 56, and starting to feel like it

Home: Cardiff, Wales UK, born here but have lived and worked in many places around Europe, the Middle East and Far East for various lengths of time

Status: Married to a French lady, we have twin boy and girl aged 20, but act like they are 5 most days

Drives: Skoda Felicia Bohemia Estate, 13 years old with about 30k on the clock

Career so far: Royal Air Force Tech, Home Office Radio Tech Eng, Carer for our own twins

Likes: Spicey food, DIY, Gardening, SciFi, red wine, lager, rum, licorice, more spicey food

Dislikes: Idiots who get away with everything

PC skill: If I can't fix Windows, I can usually find a tool that will.

[Nana of 9]

Mordor - Ian's home town

[Ian]

  If only it looked that good.

[gazzapocotron]

Status: Married to HoN (God help him!), son 34, son 32, daughter 30, son 27 all from first marriage

Make the daughter 25 y/o and that's my mum's kids ages.... (I would be the 27 y/o son, i got 2 brothers, one is 34, the other turned 32 on tuesday just gone... )


Online Nickname: I use various nicknames now - here was woodywoodpecker before I realised I could change it
Real Name: Gary
Age: 27.... act about 12 according to shoe size
Home: Hampshire, England
Status: Single and ready to mingle, Son 7
Drives: Himself insane and back.
Career so far: catering (cafe, hotel kitchen - rarely cooking ... always potwashing.)
Likes: making music, writing, playing guitar
Dislikes: People who judge based on someone's looks, or laugh at their misfortunes.
PC skill: I aint no cop! Oh wait.. you mean computer... I can do the basics.. but I create my music on my laptop too, so it can't be too bad.

[Big-Ray]

Online Nickname: Big-Ray
Real Name: Ray
Age: 60.... act about 58 according to wife
Home: Gosport, England UK
Status: Married, no kids, 6 dogs
Drives: Volvo V70
Career so far: RN 30 years, now selling washing machines online
Likes: Food, books, Sport
Dislikes: People who I dislike
PC skill: "been there, done that, broke it, had a back-up, got out of it" Buggering the Registry a speciality.

[dogsmum]

Online Nickname: Big-Ray
Real Name: Ray
Age: 60.... act about 58 according to wife
Home: Gosport, England UK
Status: Married, no kids, 6 dogs
Drives: Volvo V70
Career so far: RN 30 years, now selling washing machines online
Likes: Food, books, Sport
Dislikes: People who I dislike
PC skill: "been there, done that, broke it, had a back-up, got out of it" Buggering the Registry a speciality.

Wow 6 dogs!
What breeds have you got?

[Big-Ray]

Standard Poodles.

Here is Greta at Crufts a few years ago.

Here at Stokes Bay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE15tzy-IyU

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[dogsmum]

Oh gorgeous!
You must do a lot of grooming