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Re: How Are You Feeling?

Started by Mike, May 19, 2021, 07:58:54 AM

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Tâf


Tâf

Coming out of Asda, I was behind a car doing 10mph in 40 zone. He drove through a red light, I caught up. He drove through another red light, I caught up. He had a car in front at the next lights, so he beeped his horn! Then off he toddled into the 20mph zone, but still doing 10mph! He eventually turned off, almost hitting a parked car. I passed his reg to the police.

Mike


Tâf

The binmen woke me just after 7, but I dropped off again.

Mike


Tâf

A reversing truck woke me at silly o'clock again.  :grumpy:

Mike


Tâf

It's not even 10am, and I've already had 3 phone calls from spammers.

"This is your bank security department. Two charges to your account have been received, one for £150 to Amazon and one money transfer for £250. If you are aware of these, press 1, if not press 2 to talk to our security department."

So I pressed 2 each time and when someone with an Indian accent answered, I told her to F.O.

Mike


Tâf

A bit weary despite a solid kip.

Mike


Tâf

I was woken by a delivery lorry sat outside with the engine running. It woke the lad too, and he got up and went in search of snacks.

Lisa

I never realised how bad a stress head I was.

Always been a worrier.. But this is ridiculous.
♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪ For once in your lifetime will you, do what you want not what you have to. ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪

Tâf

I'm sweaty, so I'm off for a soak.

Mike