I've heard that I should need no introduction...

[dogsmum]

Hi 'Rich', welcome

[Kris]

LMAO! He's either going to laugh really hard or be incredibly scared when he reads that.

Hmmm.... I wonder if I'm partly responsible for that subject line?

a wee bit

Awwww....    I like it when I play a small, but somewhat significant role in people's lives!

[Mojo]

Gidday mate! Another Kiwi import is always welcome

[Rich]

  Hello, Rich.  At last.  A manly man, who works with meat, joins the forum.  A man who's hands are literally soaked in blood, each and every day.  A man who can take very special care of his knives, and no one thinks it is strange.  A man who doubtless, rides a tiger into work.  A man whose only form of greeting, would be a swift clip to the jaw.  A man who, when not perfoming his meaty duties, undoubtedly wrestles Grizzly bears, and yearns to get his hands on a Polar bear, not only because they are bigger, but because of the exotic taste of their flesh.
  In short, a man so manly, he calls Iza, 'Missus'.

Mostly true that!

[Ian]

Mostly true that!

  I think your loveability's been fixed though.  Abuse of power, that.  Hope Iza never thinks of running for political office.

[Izzy]

What do you mean? I just tickled him a couple of times...

[Tâf]

What do you mean? I just tickled him a couple of times...

A couple of test tickles 

[Rich]

Ha! I slapped you iza!

[Izzy]

Thanks alot

[Lisa]

[Mike]

Slap him back iza and he'll have a minus score